Change Is Good, Even When It's Bad

Finishing a job is important. Equally important is walking away immediately after. Don't believe it? Then ask Vanilla Ice. That fool should have retired immediately after "Ice, Ice Baby." The job was done, he didn't walk, and now he's an international buffoon...without any money to show for it.

So learn from Vanilla Ice and repeat after me, "When the job's done, I walk."

Knife Attacks Increase the Longer You're at a Bar

Knife attacks are a frequent, daily occurence in a bouncer's life, especially in Jasper, Missouri. That's why it's best that when the job's done, I walk.

Walking Away from a Job Well Done

This is pure satisfaction, let me tell you. Especially when you manage to walk away without having to rip anyone's throat out. That's pure Zen baby.